I have worked damn hard all my life yet still get treated like some lazy git who never worked a day in their lives. If you do not provide any of the information above this may delay or prevent us dealing with your complaint. Simply follow the demo video and your Shuffle will be so well coated - you could even use it in the pool - with no adverse affects at all.
They are the best pair of headphones I have ever owned and one of my must have items when travelling. Just somewhere we pass through without giving it a second thought, dumping our keys, bags and shoes on the way. The current integration tests between Google and Twitter don't really feature anything that would dramatically change the conclusions of either of those studies.